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Month: July 2017

Stitch in Time 4.2

Girls are scary. But they’re even scarier in large numbers.

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Music for this arc is “Danse of Questionable Tuning” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.

Stitch in Time 4.1

Phew. After that adventure in the Bowels, I’m glad the Lambs can relaxative a bit now.

That is, thank heavens they managed to rectumify the situation.

That is, those kids sure have a lot of moral fiber.

Okay, okay, I’m done. But really, it looks like the only one happier to get out of Radham than I am is Sy. Welcome to Kensford, home of Dame Cicely’s Academy for Young Ladies. It’s certain to be a lovely place, don’t you agree? Come along, listeners, let’s head into town.

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Music for this arc is “Danse of Questionable Tuning” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.

Lips Sealed 3.x

Enjoy a slice of life from your typical Radham resident – that is, the story of an innocent person in a completely awful situation that came about through no fault of their own. As with most enemy chapters, the following content is somewhat more PG-13 than the rest. This episode is brought to you by Loren Sherman, and it concludes Arc 3, Lips Sealed.

Coming soon: Arc 4, Stitch in Time. Do you suppose it will…save nine? (These titles are so clever! All of them are basically puns!)

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Music for this arc is “The Complex” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.

Lips Sealed 3.10

This is one of those chapters where wildbow hints at what the world of Twig is really like beyond the Lambs. I’m still trying to pinpoint what the recent war in this world is an analog for in ours. We also get a small hint of the theory behind Wyvern that makes the drug “work” (for some definition of work) as well as a hint of what was left over after the war. All in all, quite the chapter for hints.

Stay tuned for the next chapter, in which another Enemy enters the fray.

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Music for this arc is “The Complex” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.

Lips Sealed 3.9

Brace yourself for the gripping climax of arc 3. Honestly, this chapter reads just like one of those dime novels Sy keeps mentioning. It sure is a good thing they aren’t in that kind of story, am I right? They’d be doomed. Oh, wait…

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Music for this arc is “The Complex” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.

Lips Sealed 3.8

If you like Helen, this is a good chapter for you.

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Music for this arc is “The Complex” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.

Lips Sealed 3.7

Will Sy finally get his precious answers about Sub Rosa in this chapter? Who knows! But in the meantime, there’s a pretty neat little bit of foreshadowing in this chapter. I won’t tell you what it is, but have fun guessing.

WARNING: In this chapter, Sy describes an accent as “German, possibly, or Dutch.” Obviously, what he really means is a vaguely Russian- or French-sounding one. The only defense I can offer for this little atrocity is that Sy has a terrible ear for accents anyway.

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Music for this arc is “The Complex” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.

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