Phew. After that adventure in the Bowels, I’m glad the Lambs can relaxative a bit now.

That is, thank heavens they managed to rectumify the situation.

That is, those kids sure have a lot of moral fiber.

Okay, okay, I’m done. But really, it looks like the only one happier to get out of Radham than I am is Sy. Welcome to Kensford, home of Dame Cicely’s Academy for Young Ladies. It’s certain to be a lovely place, don’t you agree? Come along, listeners, let’s head into town.

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